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{"type":"standard","title":"Zenith (Basquiat and Warhol)","displaytitle":"Zenith (Basquiat and Warhol)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q105095631","titles":{"canonical":"Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)","normalized":"Zenith (Basquiat and Warhol)","display":"Zenith (Basquiat and Warhol)"},"pageid":66379001,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/17/Basquiat-Warhol-Zenith-1985.jpg/330px-Basquiat-Warhol-Zenith-1985.jpg","width":320,"height":143},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Basquiat-Warhol-Zenith-1985.jpg","width":350,"height":156},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1259747024","tid":"57071d9c-ac38-11ef-9480-5625f78e6dc4","timestamp":"2024-11-26T20:52:25Z","description":"Painting by Jean-Michel Basquiat and Andy Warhol","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Zenith_(Basquiat_and_Warhol)"}},"extract":"Zenith is a painting created by American artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Andy Warhol in 1985. It sold for $11.4 million at Phillips in May 2014, the highest price paid at auction for a Warhol-Basquiat collaboration.","extract_html":"
Zenith is a painting created by American artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Andy Warhol in 1985. It sold for $11.4 million at Phillips in May 2014, the highest price paid at auction for a Warhol-Basquiat collaboration.
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