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{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
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{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
{"type":"standard","title":"Eilean Ruairidh Mòr","displaytitle":"Eilean Ruairidh Mòr","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5349312","titles":{"canonical":"Eilean_Ruairidh_Mòr","normalized":"Eilean Ruairidh Mòr","display":"Eilean Ruairidh Mòr"},"pageid":14715849,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Maree_Rhuairidh.jpg/330px-Maree_Rhuairidh.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Maree_Rhuairidh.jpg","width":480,"height":640},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266402546","tid":"51d637d1-c771-11ef-95df-c1bea2b41090","timestamp":"2024-12-31T12:18:19Z","description":"Island in Loch Maree, Scotland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":57.70083333,"lon":-5.52916667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilean_Ruairidh_M%C3%B2r","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilean_Ruairidh_M%C3%B2r?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilean_Ruairidh_M%C3%B2r?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eilean_Ruairidh_M%C3%B2r"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilean_Ruairidh_M%C3%B2r","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Eilean_Ruairidh_M%C3%B2r","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilean_Ruairidh_M%C3%B2r?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eilean_Ruairidh_M%C3%B2r"}},"extract":"Eilean Ruairidh Mòr is a forested island in Loch Maree, Wester Ross, Scotland. Its name was formerly anglicised as \"Ellan-Rorymore\".","extract_html":"
Eilean Ruairidh Mòr is a forested island in Loch Maree, Wester Ross, Scotland. Its name was formerly anglicised as \"Ellan-Rorymore\".
"}{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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