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Johannes Andreas Grib Fibiger was a Danish physician and professor of anatomical pathology at the University of Copenhagen. He was the recipient of the 1926 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine \"for his discovery of the Spiroptera carcinoma\". He claimed to have shown that the roundworm which he called Spiroptera carcinoma could cause stomach cancer in rats and mice. His experimental results were later proven to be a case of mistaken conclusion.
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Fontaneda is a Spanish food sector company dedicated to the manufacture of crackers and biscuits. At its height, between 1950 and 1975, Fontaneda had yearly revenues of more than 10 billion pesetas.
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