{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
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{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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